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Biscuit the Beagle

Biscuit the Beagle: Funny Cards from the Beagle

World-class nose. Food thief. Howls at the doorbell on TV.

Biscuit is a Beagle with a world-class nose. He has smelled your birthday cake, the ham and the jerky you thought was hidden.

He is a great choice for food lovers, beagle families and anyone who howls when they’re happy.

Biscuit the Beagle has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Biscuit the Beagle thinking of you card: Biscuit is thinking of you.Biscuit the Beagle · Thinking of YouBiscuit is thinking of you.Biscuit the Beagle birthdays card: Biscuit smelled your birthday coming.Biscuit the Beagle · BirthdaysBiscuit smelled your birthday coming.Biscuit the Beagle anniversary card: Biscuit says happy anniversary.Biscuit the Beagle · AnniversaryBiscuit says happy anniversary.Biscuit the Beagle engagement card: Biscuit heard you’re engaged.Biscuit the Beagle · EngagementBiscuit heard you’re engaged.Biscuit the Beagle wedding card: Biscuit heard you got married.Biscuit the Beagle · WeddingBiscuit heard you got married.Biscuit the Beagle new baby card: Biscuit heard about the new baby.Biscuit the Beagle · New BabyBiscuit heard about the new baby.Biscuit the Beagle graduation card: Biscuit says congratulations, graduate.Biscuit the Beagle · GraduationBiscuit says congratulations, graduate.Biscuit the Beagle promotion card: Biscuit heard you got promoted.Biscuit the Beagle · PromotionBiscuit heard you got promoted.Biscuit the Beagle congratulations card: Biscuit heard the good news.Biscuit the Beagle · CongratulationsBiscuit heard the good news.Biscuit the Beagle retirement card: Biscuit says happy retirement.Biscuit the Beagle · RetirementBiscuit says happy retirement.Biscuit the Beagle thank you card: Thank you from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · Thank YouThank you from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle breakups & divorce card: Biscuit heard about the breakup.Biscuit the Beagle · Breakups & DivorceBiscuit heard about the breakup.Biscuit the Beagle losing your job card: Biscuit heard about your job.Biscuit the Beagle · Losing Your JobBiscuit heard about your job.Biscuit the Beagle illness card: Biscuit heard you’re sick.Biscuit the Beagle · IllnessBiscuit heard you’re sick.Biscuit the Beagle sympathy card: Biscuit is thinking of you.Biscuit the Beagle · SympathyBiscuit is thinking of you.Biscuit the Beagle hurt on the job card: Biscuit heard you got hurt at work.Biscuit the Beagle · Hurt on the JobBiscuit heard you got hurt at work.Biscuit the Beagle hurt doing a hobby card: Biscuit heard about your hobby injury.Biscuit the Beagle · Hurt Doing a HobbyBiscuit heard about your hobby injury.Biscuit the Beagle new year’s day card: Happy New Year from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle easter card: Happy Easter from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · EasterHappy Easter from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle back to school card: Biscuit says back to school.Biscuit the Beagle · Back to SchoolBiscuit says back to school.Biscuit the Beagle halloween card: Happy Halloween from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle christmas card: Merry Christmas from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Biscuit.