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Funny Back to School Cards

The dog is going to miss you. Our pack sends the kids back with advice on making friends, walking tall and bringing home leftover lunch.

Send one to a student, from kindergarten to college. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 12 funny back to school ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny back to school card