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Funny Engagement Cards

Every dog has an opinion about the new person. Our pack sniffs the ring, runs a background check, drools on the shoes and gives the match its official approval.

Send one to an engaged friend or family member with a dog. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 12 funny engagement ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Pepper the Chihuahua engagement card: Pepper heard you’re engaged.Pepper the Chihuahua · EngagementPepper heard you’re engaged.Bitsy the Yorkie engagement card: Bitsy heard you’re engaged.Bitsy the Yorkie · EngagementBitsy heard you’re engaged.Frank the Dachshund engagement card: Frank heard you’re engaged.Frank the Dachshund · EngagementFrank heard you’re engaged.Louie the French Bulldog engagement card: Louie heard you’re engaged.Louie the French Bulldog · EngagementLouie heard you’re engaged.Winston the Corgi engagement card: Winston has learned of your engagement.Winston the Corgi · EngagementWinston has learned of your engagement.Biscuit the Beagle engagement card: Biscuit heard you’re engaged.Biscuit the Beagle · EngagementBiscuit heard you’re engaged.Tank the Bulldog engagement card: Tank heard you’re engaged.Tank the Bulldog · EngagementTank heard you’re engaged.Murphy the Lab engagement card: Murphy heard you’re engaged.Murphy the Lab · EngagementMurphy heard you’re engaged.Sunny the Golden Retriever engagement card: Sunny heard you’re engaged.Sunny the Golden Retriever · EngagementSunny heard you’re engaged.Major the German Shepherd engagement card: Major heard you’re engaged.Major the German Shepherd · EngagementMajor heard you’re engaged.Coco the Poodle engagement card: Coco heard you’re engaged.Coco the Poodle · EngagementCoco heard you’re engaged.Moose the Great Dane engagement card: Moose heard you’re engaged.Moose the Great Dane · EngagementMoose heard you’re engaged.

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