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Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards

The dog knew all along. Our pack offers loyal support, a few bites they’d like credit for and a freshly dug hole for the ex’s stuff.

Send one to a friend going through a breakup or divorce. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 12 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny divorce and breakup card