Funny Retirement Cards

The dog has been waiting for this. Retirement means more walks, more lunch to share and a lap available all day. Twelve breeds welcome the retiree home for good.

Send one to a retiring friend, coworker or family member with a dog. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 12 funny retirement ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes