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Front of the Tank the Bulldog retirement card: Tank, on your retirement. Tank says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2017

“Tank says happy retirement.”

From Tank the Bulldog: Looks tough. Is a marshmallow. Drools on purpose.

The front reads “Tank, on your retirement: Tank says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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