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Front of the Murphy the Lab retirement card: Murphy, on your retirement. Murphy says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2044

“Murphy says happy retirement.”

From Murphy the Lab: Loves everyone. Eats everything. Has eaten a sock this week.

The front reads “Murphy, on your retirement: Murphy says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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