Funny New Baby Cards
The dog has heard about the baby. Some breeds are appointing themselves head of security, some are thrilled about all the dropped food and one Great Dane is very gentle for a dog the size of a pony.
Send one to new parents with a dog at home. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.
This collection has 12 funny new baby ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Pepper the Chihuahua · New BabyPepper heard about the new baby.
Bitsy the Yorkie · New BabyBitsy heard about the new baby.
Frank the Dachshund · New BabyFrank heard about the new baby.
Louie the French Bulldog · New BabyLouie heard about the new baby.
Winston the Corgi · New BabyWinston heard about the new baby.
Biscuit the Beagle · New BabyBiscuit heard about the new baby.
Tank the Bulldog · New BabyTank heard about the new baby.
Murphy the Lab · New BabyMurphy heard about the new baby.
Sunny the Golden Retriever · New BabySunny heard about the new baby.
Major the German Shepherd · New BabyMajor heard about the new baby.
Coco the Poodle · New BabyCoco heard about the new baby.
Moose the Great Dane · New BabyMoose heard about the new baby.What to write in a funny new baby card
- Biscuit the Beagle’s dropped-food card always lands.
- Keep it light. New parents are tired.
- Offer to walk their dog in the note.
- Send it in the first week.