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Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

Nobody loves you like the dog. Our pack sends valentines with tails wagging, a Dachshund who calls you his bun and a Great Dane who’d like to sit on your lap.

Send one to your sweetheart from the dog, or to a dog-loving friend. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 12 funny valentine’s day ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Pepper the Chihuahua valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Pepper.Pepper the Chihuahua · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Pepper.Bitsy the Yorkie valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Bitsy.Bitsy the Yorkie · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Bitsy.Frank the Dachshund valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Frank.Frank the Dachshund · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Frank.Louie the French Bulldog valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Louie.Louie the French Bulldog · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Louie.Winston the Corgi valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Winston.Winston the Corgi · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Winston.Biscuit the Beagle valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Biscuit.Biscuit the Beagle · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Biscuit.Tank the Bulldog valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Tank.Murphy the Lab valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Murphy.Murphy the Lab · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Murphy.Sunny the Golden Retriever valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Sunny.Sunny the Golden Retriever · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Sunny.Major the German Shepherd valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Major.Major the German Shepherd · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Major.Coco the Poodle valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Coco.Coco the Poodle · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Coco.Moose the Great Dane valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Moose.Moose the Great Dane · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Moose.

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