Frank the Dachshund: Funny Cards from the Dachshund
Long dog. Short legs. Digs for a living.
Frank is a long, low Dachshund who digs for a living. He has buried your presents, the Easter eggs and a bone of unknown origin.
He is perfect for wiener dog lovers, gardeners and anyone who never quits.
Frank the Dachshund has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.
27 cards · $2.99 each
Frank the Dachshund · Thinking of YouFrank is thinking of you.
Frank the Dachshund · BirthdaysFrank heard it’s your birthday.
Frank the Dachshund · AnniversaryFrank says happy anniversary.
Frank the Dachshund · EngagementFrank heard you’re engaged.
Frank the Dachshund · WeddingFrank heard you got married.
Frank the Dachshund · New BabyFrank heard about the new baby.
Frank the Dachshund · GraduationFrank says congratulations, graduate.
Frank the Dachshund · PromotionFrank heard you got promoted.
Frank the Dachshund · CongratulationsFrank heard the good news.
Frank the Dachshund · RetirementFrank says happy retirement.
Frank the Dachshund · Thank YouThank you from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · Breakups & DivorceFrank heard about the breakup.
Frank the Dachshund · Losing Your JobFrank heard about your job.
Frank the Dachshund · IllnessFrank heard you’re sick.
Frank the Dachshund · SympathyFrank is thinking of you.
Frank the Dachshund · Hurt on the JobFrank heard you got hurt at work.
Frank the Dachshund · Hurt Doing a HobbyFrank heard about your hobby injury.
Frank the Dachshund · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · EasterHappy Easter from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · Back to SchoolFrank says back to school.
Frank the Dachshund · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Frank.
Frank the Dachshund · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Frank.