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Funny New Year’s Cards

The dog has made resolutions too: stop digging, stop stealing food, become a lap dog. None of them will last past brunch.

Send one to friends and family for the new year. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 12 funny new year’s ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

What to write in a funny new year’s card