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Funny Cards for Losing Your Job

The dog doesn’t understand jobs, but the dog understands you. Our pack offers loyalty, outrage and the good news that you’re home more now.

Send one to a friend or family member between jobs. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 12 funny job loss ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Pepper the Chihuahua losing your job card: Pepper heard about your job.Pepper the Chihuahua · Losing Your JobPepper heard about your job.Bitsy the Yorkie losing your job card: Bitsy heard about your job.Bitsy the Yorkie · Losing Your JobBitsy heard about your job.Frank the Dachshund losing your job card: Frank heard about your job.Frank the Dachshund · Losing Your JobFrank heard about your job.Louie the French Bulldog losing your job card: Louie heard about your job.Louie the French Bulldog · Losing Your JobLouie heard about your job.Winston the Corgi losing your job card: Winston heard about your job.Winston the Corgi · Losing Your JobWinston heard about your job.Biscuit the Beagle losing your job card: Biscuit heard about your job.Biscuit the Beagle · Losing Your JobBiscuit heard about your job.Tank the Bulldog losing your job card: Tank heard about your job.Tank the Bulldog · Losing Your JobTank heard about your job.Murphy the Lab losing your job card: Murphy heard about your job.Murphy the Lab · Losing Your JobMurphy heard about your job.Sunny the Golden Retriever losing your job card: Sunny heard about your job.Sunny the Golden Retriever · Losing Your JobSunny heard about your job.Major the German Shepherd losing your job card: Major heard about your job.Major the German Shepherd · Losing Your JobMajor heard about your job.Coco the Poodle losing your job card: Coco heard about your job.Coco the Poodle · Losing Your JobCoco heard about your job.Moose the Great Dane losing your job card: Moose heard about your job.Moose the Great Dane · Losing Your JobMoose heard about your job.

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