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Tank the Bulldog

Tank the Bulldog: Funny Cards from the Bulldog

Looks tough. Is a marshmallow. Drools on purpose.

Tank is an English Bulldog who looks tough and is a marshmallow inside. He drools on purpose and leans on your leg to say thank you.

He is perfect for big softies, dads and anyone with a tough outside and a soft heart.

Tank the Bulldog has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

27 cards · $2.99 each

Tank the Bulldog thinking of you card: Tank is thinking of you.Tank the Bulldog · Thinking of YouTank is thinking of you.Tank the Bulldog birthdays card: Tank says happy birthday.Tank the Bulldog · BirthdaysTank says happy birthday.Tank the Bulldog anniversary card: Tank says happy anniversary.Tank the Bulldog · AnniversaryTank says happy anniversary.Tank the Bulldog engagement card: Tank heard you’re engaged.Tank the Bulldog · EngagementTank heard you’re engaged.Tank the Bulldog wedding card: Tank heard you got married.Tank the Bulldog · WeddingTank heard you got married.Tank the Bulldog new baby card: Tank heard about the new baby.Tank the Bulldog · New BabyTank heard about the new baby.Tank the Bulldog graduation card: Tank says congratulations, graduate.Tank the Bulldog · GraduationTank says congratulations, graduate.Tank the Bulldog promotion card: Tank heard you got promoted.Tank the Bulldog · PromotionTank heard you got promoted.Tank the Bulldog congratulations card: Tank heard the good news.Tank the Bulldog · CongratulationsTank heard the good news.Tank the Bulldog retirement card: Tank says happy retirement.Tank the Bulldog · RetirementTank says happy retirement.Tank the Bulldog thank you card: Thank you from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · Thank YouThank you from Tank.Tank the Bulldog breakups & divorce card: Tank heard about the breakup.Tank the Bulldog · Breakups & DivorceTank heard about the breakup.Tank the Bulldog losing your job card: Tank heard about your job.Tank the Bulldog · Losing Your JobTank heard about your job.Tank the Bulldog illness card: Tank heard you’re sick.Tank the Bulldog · IllnessTank heard you’re sick.Tank the Bulldog sympathy card: Tank is thinking of you.Tank the Bulldog · SympathyTank is thinking of you.Tank the Bulldog hurt on the job card: Tank heard you got hurt at work.Tank the Bulldog · Hurt on the JobTank heard you got hurt at work.Tank the Bulldog hurt doing a hobby card: Tank heard about your hobby injury.Tank the Bulldog · Hurt Doing a HobbyTank heard about your hobby injury.Tank the Bulldog new year’s day card: Happy New Year from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Tank.Tank the Bulldog valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Tank.Tank the Bulldog easter card: Happy Easter from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · EasterHappy Easter from Tank.Tank the Bulldog mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Tank.Tank the Bulldog father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Tank.Tank the Bulldog fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Tank.Tank the Bulldog back to school card: Tank says back to school.Tank the Bulldog · Back to SchoolTank says back to school.Tank the Bulldog halloween card: Happy Halloween from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Tank.Tank the Bulldog thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Tank.Tank the Bulldog christmas card: Merry Christmas from Tank.Tank the Bulldog · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Tank.