Major the German Shepherd: Funny Cards from the German Shepherd
Head of household security. Has never trusted the mailman.
Major is a German Shepherd and head of household security. He runs background checks, works weddings and has never trusted the mailman.
He is a great choice for protective friends, police and military families and anyone on duty.
Major the German Shepherd has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.
27 cards · $2.99 each
Major the German Shepherd · Thinking of YouMajor is thinking of you.
Major the German Shepherd · BirthdaysMajor reporting for your birthday.
Major the German Shepherd · AnniversaryMajor salutes your anniversary.
Major the German Shepherd · EngagementMajor heard you’re engaged.
Major the German Shepherd · WeddingMajor heard you got married.
Major the German Shepherd · New BabyMajor heard about the new baby.
Major the German Shepherd · GraduationMajor says congratulations, graduate.
Major the German Shepherd · PromotionMajor heard you got promoted.
Major the German Shepherd · CongratulationsMajor heard the good news.
Major the German Shepherd · RetirementMajor says happy retirement.
Major the German Shepherd · Thank YouThank you from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · Breakups & DivorceMajor heard about the breakup.
Major the German Shepherd · Losing Your JobMajor heard about your job.
Major the German Shepherd · IllnessMajor heard you’re sick.
Major the German Shepherd · SympathyMajor is thinking of you.
Major the German Shepherd · Hurt on the JobMajor heard you got hurt at work.
Major the German Shepherd · Hurt Doing a HobbyMajor heard about your hobby injury.
Major the German Shepherd · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · EasterHappy Easter from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · Back to SchoolMajor says back to school.
Major the German Shepherd · HalloweenHappy Halloween from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving from Major.
Major the German Shepherd · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Major.