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Front of the Major the German Shepherd retirement card: Major, on your retirement. Major says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2098

“Major says happy retirement.”

From Major the German Shepherd: Head of household security. Has never trusted the mailman.

The front reads “Major, on your retirement: Major says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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