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Front of the Winston the Corgi retirement card: Winston, on your retirement. Winston says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 1963

“Winston says happy retirement.”

From Winston the Corgi: Royal bloodline. Herds the children. Short, but not to his face.

The front reads “Winston, on your retirement: Winston says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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