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Funny Get Well Cards

When you’re sick, the dog is on duty: under the blanket, on your feet, at the foot of the bed or bringing you a very wet toy.

Send one to a friend, coworker or family member who’s under the weather. The front sets up the joke, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 12 funny get well ecards from Pepper the Chihuahua, Bitsy the Yorkie, Frank the Dachshund, Louie the French Bulldog, Winston the Corgi, Biscuit the Beagle, Tank the Bulldog, Murphy the Lab, Sunny the Golden Retriever, Major the German Shepherd, Coco the Poodle and Moose the Great Dane. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

12 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Pepper the Chihuahua illness card: Pepper heard you’re sick.Pepper the Chihuahua · IllnessPepper heard you’re sick.Bitsy the Yorkie illness card: Bitsy heard you’re not feeling well.Bitsy the Yorkie · IllnessBitsy heard you’re not feeling well.Frank the Dachshund illness card: Frank heard you’re sick.Frank the Dachshund · IllnessFrank heard you’re sick.Louie the French Bulldog illness card: Louie heard you’re under the weather.Louie the French Bulldog · IllnessLouie heard you’re under the weather.Winston the Corgi illness card: Winston heard you’re sick.Winston the Corgi · IllnessWinston heard you’re sick.Biscuit the Beagle illness card: Biscuit heard you’re sick.Biscuit the Beagle · IllnessBiscuit heard you’re sick.Tank the Bulldog illness card: Tank heard you’re sick.Tank the Bulldog · IllnessTank heard you’re sick.Murphy the Lab illness card: Murphy heard you’re sick.Murphy the Lab · IllnessMurphy heard you’re sick.Sunny the Golden Retriever illness card: Sunny heard you’re sick.Sunny the Golden Retriever · IllnessSunny heard you’re sick.Major the German Shepherd illness card: Major heard you’re sick.Major the German Shepherd · IllnessMajor heard you’re sick.Coco the Poodle illness card: Coco heard you’re sick.Coco the Poodle · IllnessCoco heard you’re sick.Moose the Great Dane illness card: Moose heard you’re sick.Moose the Great Dane · IllnessMoose heard you’re sick.

What to write in a funny get well card