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Front of the Moose the Great Dane retirement card: Moose, on your retirement. Moose says happy retirement.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2152

“Moose says happy retirement.”

From Moose the Great Dane: 160 pounds. Believes he is a lap dog. Nobody has told him.

The front reads “Moose, on your retirement: Moose says happy retirement.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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